i think im heartbroken or dying or maybe both
The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.
|—||Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via lil-miss-macabre)|
FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
god this is so beautiful.
but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together
i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*